Hey Space Cowboys (and girls),
YOUR HOMEWORK: A short play by Mr. Patterson
Mr. Patterson is sitting alone at his desk in his room. He is casually flipping through a book about kittens. You walk in and strike up a conversation.
You: Hey Mr. Patterson
Me: Hi, Student
You: You’re looking handsome and intelligent today
Me: Of course, I am.
You: Anyway, I was just wondering what work we had to have ready for next class.
Me: I think I asked you to read to pg. 99 in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime.
You: You’re right, you did. Thanks for the reminder. What would you say the odds are of us having yet another of your exciting content quizzes?
Me: I would say somewhere between definite and 100%.
You: Gosh, that’s pretty certain. Well, I’m off to get my reading done.
Me: Good for you.
You leave. Mr. Patterson, satisfied at a job well done, decides to go home. On the way to his car he is devoured by wolverines.