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3 Reminders

Hey Gang,

A few quick reminders just before I shove off for the weekend.

1. You need to read up to pg. 158 by Monday

2. We’re having a Comma Use quiz on Wednesday

3. You should floss at least once a day to prevent tooth decay and tartar build up.

That is all.



Book Reminder

Hey Junior Mints,

A quick reminder that you must have The Chrysalids finished by Monday, January 17th. That’s the first day we work on the Tableau assignments so you better be done.

That is all.


If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

-Steven Wright